Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Breaking News In Chicago - Jesse Jackson Jr Attempts Suicide

Just now breaking hard on Chicago talk radio: Jesse Jackson Jr attempted suicide several weeks ago, he has not been seen or heard from since.

Jackson is currently under a House of Representatives ethics investigation for his alleged role in the Blagojevich Senate Seat scandal, in which the former Governor of IL conspired to sell Barack Obama's former Senate seat to Jackson for $1,500,000 dollars.

Jackson's marriage is also in disarray due to his extra marital affair with a white, blonde haired woman back in 2010.

As his staff has released vaguely worded statements on his health and whereabouts the last few weeks, Democrat party insiders in Illinois are stepping forward anonymously to complain about the lack of information.

More as this story develops.

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